[Oh my goodness, this adult is the best adult in the whole world. Perona loves bossing people around, being the spoiled little thing that she is, so she bounces excitedly on her heels at the very idea.]

Okay! First we gotta roll up the bottom snowball, then we have the tummy snowball, and the head. You can put on the head since you're big. And we need to find rocks and sticks and things to make his ears with! Then when we're done, we can have cocoa with whipped cream and lots of marshmallows! You can come back with me if you do a good job!

[Because it'll totally be okay to bring a marine back to a pirate's apartment. Totally.]