I know that! [Duh, what part of "sink" and "plop" didn't you get? Silly kitty, you're lucky you're cute and have awesome sharp teeth, otherwise you'd be annoying.] Kitties don't like water first of all! And...and since you ate the food, you sink. So I know you don't like water.

So are you super strong? I heard the evil food gives you super powers! And they're all different and some are yucky and ugly but yours is cute! So I like it. Are you going to play with me?

[Yes, feel free to answer all those questions and comments, Tao.]